lets learn your A, B, Cs...

Adam
Bi***
Cat
Damn
Eew
F&%$
Gross
Hate
Ignore
Jealous
Kill
Lovesick
Moan
Nuts
Oops
Piss-off
Queer
Racist
Satan
Tragic
Undo
Vixen
Wish
Yell
Zinc

talk to me

i don’t want to do
what you ask me to do
but the problem is
i too don’t know what i want to do

if i knew
what i wanted to do
would i be here
confusing you?

maybe it’s the aliens
interfering with the network
the signals are all wrong
and we are f&%$#d!

no it’s not the aliens
it’s the voices in my head
no i guess it was you
talking, to me?

what's in a name

What's in a name? that which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would, were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes

- Shakespeare


URGH!

Cold hearted b*%#@!
Who me?

i ate

green peas today for lunch

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo

OMG

now a plant, not one but many will start to sprout from my tummy!

do u c what i c?

yellow is the new pink

i take colour seriously!
chrome yellow medium has been my all time favourite.

and as always when i have these colour mood swings, i do my my supporters who take it a notch higher.

so here it is as the world now turns yellow...


this is mangesh and his fulltoo support always



















and this is choksi lending her support too :)














oh and did i tell u, i got yellow pumps, a bag and bangles!

Y2K9

How does one say goodbye to a year?
Wait till midnight and as the clock strikes 12 scream Happy New Year?!
I find it weird yet still that’s the way it’s done.

Anyway the end of this year
I for one dint sit on the steps to my house
Looking up at the stars and wondering
When will I have that someone special
To hold on to and do all the crazy new year stuff
That people normally do

I for one was having a blast
With my wall-e, bonn-e
A small house party
Some booze
Good home-cooked food
Music from the 80s
More booze
Brought in the new year

Yeah!
Cheers!
It’s the New Year.
A year when I am to be married
And that much closer to being
with the one I love
Exchange of kisses
Hugs
More drinks
Dancing
And hurray let’s roll….

on sunday...

i was introduced to a lot of extended family as the "lady i will be marrying"
weird.
wonderful.
swinging between emotions.

i guess will just have to get used to it!
hey! i am not complaining.

Surreal

If I begin to count, then I have just 5 months & 16 days remaining.
OMG
Is this really happening to me?
And in this time there’s so much to do.
Shopping.
More shopping = stress
Tick off the things to do on my to-do list
Fittings
Decisions to make
White or yellow
A single stem or a bunch of flowers
More shopping = even more stress
Cutting down lists
Prioritizing
WTF
I can’t do this any longer
Think will do what I do best
Chill and not take any tension
But how can I not
It’s the one day I have waited for all my life
And I want it to be perfect
And want it to be just like how
I imagined it to be

Pop!
My bubble burst
FINE
I am not dreaming
It is coming true after all

The media. Argh!

Is the media right in covering everything that happens?
Aint we giving the terrorist even more info?
Yah right, the cable wires have been cut, but hello these people are terrorist, does the media honestly think they don’t have satellite phones, through which main organization can relay information.

So the media wants their TRPs to go up.

On the other hand the justification offered?! Everybody wants to know what’s happening, so relay it after consultation with the officials on what info can be diverged with!

I mean here the media is relaying live action, commandos breaking on the roofs, rescue operations. WHAT ARE WE DOING??
Supplying first hand info to the terrorist!
Army jawans, police personnel are loosing their lives and who is to be blamed for this?
The terrorist or the media?

What about the people who are trapped in. We all want to know what’s happening to them. All I am saying is do things, in a rational manner.

News should be news, it shouldn’t be relayed in a manner that could prove harmful to the lives of people who are trying to help or the hostages.
I hope the media realizes this, before it is too late.

The Jolenisms...

According to the pinky one. Obey or face the wrath.

1. Thou shalt have no other gods without the appropriate god licence.
Call 800 – JOLENISM for further details.
2. Remember the Pink day, to keep it pink. 28th June or 31st Oct, take a pick.
3. Honour thy father and thy mother, so long as they honour you, because it cuts both ways buddy.
4. Thou shalt not kill, except if an animal crosses your path and has ‘food’ spelt on it. Oh and also in war.
5. Thou shalt not commit adultery. If you do, do not get caught or somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bling! Bling sucks big time.
7. Thou will worship the blacks & the pinks.
8. Thou shalt not make babies. They are annoying and loud.
9. You shall not make for yourself an idol, we already have enough in this country.
10. Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.

if your doing it...

Remember sex is evil, but if you must have sex, be sure to make a baby in the process.

If you fail to make a baby, then you have most certainly violated God's commandment to "Be fruity fruitful and multiply"

The church hates contraceptives.
And you better not piss the men in white and gold.
So if you are doing it you better be fruitful!

don't ask me why...

the wierdest reaction!

i ask this guy why he loves me
and this is what he has to say...
"because i am an idiot!"

hahahaha...ROFL
should i be offended?
hahaha
WOW!
but that's the most original thing i have ever heard in a long long time.

this kid...

i never thought of myself, that i would be capable of being someone's mentor.
i know i gave this kid a hard time.
but more importantly i know he worked even harder to prove himself.
i know there were times i was flabbergasted at what he wrote.
i wanted to pull my hair out!
unbelievable! ridiculous! yet super funny.
what he wrote became a copy team fun for reads.
but BUT when he put his mind to something there was something... nice!

now i know i can be intimidating
but i am me
this kid used to stand by my cubicle, overlooking yet always scared to step into the copy cubicle.
but then again we managed to connect.
i will never forget the one sms he sent me.
over-laden with emotion, i am his mentor & all,
and trust me i could have burst into tears.

then a few days later
he left!
dint i tell you he was there with us for just a month.
an intern he was.
the toughest we ever saw.

joooohneeeh yanada poooh
this is what he used to say to me... argh! kids!!!

anyway today like always he shares with me some really wonderful news.
winners of colisieum!
best script : 21 gun shot salute - karan shetty (orig script)

yup that's him... karan aka stud burger!

a conflict of opinions...

I really don’t know what to do
I don’t know how to write… it differently
I tried in every possible way
I thought differently
I wrote differently
But may be I am just not good enough
I am helpless
I don’t know what to do
Who do I call out to, for help?

You?

And like I told you
I am thinking of going back to my roots
My paintbrush
My colours
My solace

I just want to get out
Go someplace
Where people like you
Can’t pull me down
I just want to do my own thing
Or may be not
But believe me I tried

It could be my fault
I am to be blamed
It would be the right thing to do
Accept the blame
And try harder
That’s what am doing?

Is it right?
Is it wrong?

I don’t know?!
But then again
This is what I have to say to you
n|m

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do spread the word before she realizes and deletes this Post!!

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when it's difficult putting into words...

Smile. Glitter. Eyes. View. Top. Hi. Attack. Food! Yummy. Water. Glitter. Bounce. Hot. Look. Hard. Talk. Pretense. Hands. Fun. Reach. Place. Aurus. Wow. Elegant. Friends. Drinks. Starters. Couples. Husband-wives. Us. Photos. Smiles. More smiles. Banter. Leave. Party.

Wada pav. Huge. Bladder bursting. Control. Juhu. Reach. Firangi Pani. Party!!! Music. Rock. Commercial music. Moves. Drink. Shake. Dance. Hugs. Enjoy. L-service. Fun. Music. Close. Photos. Friends. Smiles. Happy. Really happy.

Drive. Sleep. Radio. Singing. OMG! Amazed. Tired. Dreaming. Sleep. Home. Talks. People. Sleep. Spaced out. Wanna crash. Talk. Sleepy. Ok. Goodnight. Dream. Dream. Dream. Living. Dreaming. Happy endings.

SILENCE! the cat speaks...

credits: reverse role-play...
Photography - me
Dialogues - PG