According to the pinky one. Obey or face the wrath.
1. Thou shalt have no other gods without the appropriate god licence.
Call 800 – JOLENISM for further details.
2. Remember the Pink day, to keep it pink. 28th June or 31st Oct, take a pick.
3. Honour thy father and thy mother, so long as they honour you, because it cuts both ways buddy.
4. Thou shalt not kill, except if an animal crosses your path and has ‘food’ spelt on it. Oh and also in war.
5. Thou shalt not commit adultery. If you do, do not get caught or somebody gonna get a hurt real bad.
6. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's bling! Bling sucks big time.
7. Thou will worship the blacks & the pinks.
8. Thou shalt not make babies. They are annoying and loud.
9. You shall not make for yourself an idol, we already have enough in this country.
10. Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.