my little boy

A cute little boy
Came to me
And i knew i could not
send him away

Cause I knew
From day one
He was going to be
Special to me

And no matter
How big he grows
How strong he becomes
How smart he gets
How handsome he turns out to be
How many hearts he breaks
How far he goes

He will still remain
My cute little boy
To me

A conversation - A Bride-to-be and her Son...

kiddo: hows my mommy

me: excited
how u doin
lil bo y

kiddo: now i'm little boi...
great...

Me: oh god delvin
seriously r u on dope
is werner makin u do stuff

kiddo: hahhaa

Me: BTW u can thank me for the extra room in our new house
u can come stay with us
thank u very much wud be appropriate
:|

kiddo: thanks...
so for the wedding i don't have to hunt for accommodation...

Me: no u dont

kiddo: and after u guys av a place i get my own room
yay...

Me: yes
wot col do u want me paint it?

kiddo: bluegreenyellow
:)

Me: ok

Me: one ground rule tho

kiddo: also i would like it furnished with a water bed...72" lcd tv...PS3 with 5.1 JBL surround sound...
and the room should be sound proof
also one punching bag with 2 sets of gloves...

Me: all that u can with ur own money

kiddo: yup my own money that my mommy jo will give me...

Me: plus no girls allowed for sleepovers

kiddo: so wot the rule?
k kewl...

Me: no girls allowed for sleepovers

kiddo: will make sure they don't sleep...
hehhehehehe

Me: or if they there ur door needs to be kept open or u both sit in the hall

kiddo: hmm the hall sounds like fun...
not too kewl wit ppl watchin me...while i'm entertaining my lady friends...

Me: oh u'll have ur great grandparents watchin ur every move too
this is gonna be so much fun

kiddo: well i don't mind givin em tips...
but showing them wot to do is jus a little beyond me...

Me: eeeks
jeez
WTF

kiddo: hahahaa

Me: i c u r gettin worse sitting there
u need a good whopping