kiddo: hows my mommy
how u doin
lil bo y
kiddo: now i'm little boi...
Me: oh god delvin
seriously r u on dope
is werner makin u do stuff
Me: BTW u can thank me for the extra room in our new house
u can come stay with us
thank u very much wud be appropriate
so for the wedding i don't have to hunt for accommodation...
Me: no u dont
kiddo: and after u guys av a place i get my own room
wot col do u want me paint it?
Me: one ground rule tho
kiddo: also i would like it furnished with a water bed...72" lcd tv...PS3 with 5.1 JBL surround sound...
and the room should be sound proof
also one punching bag with 2 sets of gloves...
Me: all that u can with ur own money
kiddo: yup my own money that my mommy jo will give me...
Me: plus no girls allowed for sleepovers
kiddo: so wot the rule?
Me: no girls allowed for sleepovers
kiddo: will make sure they don't sleep...
Me: or if they there ur door needs to be kept open or u both sit in the hall
kiddo: hmm the hall sounds like fun...
not too kewl wit ppl watchin me...while i'm entertaining my lady friends...
Me: oh u'll have ur great grandparents watchin ur every move too
this is gonna be so much fun
kiddo: well i don't mind givin em tips...
but showing them wot to do is jus a little beyond me...
Me: i c u r gettin worse sitting there
u need a good whopping